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Author Topic: FUNNY PICTURES AND JOKES  (Read 34350 times)

Franco

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Re: FUNNY PICTURES AND JOKES
« Reply #285 on: March 07, 2017, 03:33:41 AM »
Is this what we need for the Don?  The cones of shame used for pets?

There are only two days out of the year in which nothing can be done. One is yesterday and the other is tomorrow..... Tenzin Gyatso, 14th Dalai Lama

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Re: FUNNY PICTURES AND JOKES
« Reply #286 on: March 15, 2017, 01:36:59 PM »
"How far you go in life depends on your being tender with the young, compassionate with the aged, sympathetic with the striving and tolerant of the weak and strong. Because someday in life you will have been all of these."
George Washington Carver, Agricultural Chemist, 1861-1943

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Re: FUNNY PICTURES AND JOKES
« Reply #287 on: March 31, 2017, 01:12:47 AM »
Dan will love this.... ;)


A young Texan grew up wanting to be a lawman.
He grew up big, 6' 2", strong as a longhorn, and fast as a mustang.
He could shoot a bottle cap tossed in the air at 40 paces.
When he finally came of age, he applied to where he had only
dreamed of working: the West Texas Sheriff's Department.
After a series of tests and interviews, the Chief Deputy finally
called him into his office for the young man's last interview.
The Chief Deputy said, "You're a big strong kid and you can
really shoot. So far your qualifications all look good,
but we have, what you might call, an "Attitude Suitability Test",
that you must take before you can be accepted.
We just don't let anyone carry our badge, son."
Then, sliding a service pistol and a box of ammo across the desk,
the Chief said, "Take this pistol and go out and shoot:
six illegal aliens, six ambulance-chasing lawyers, six meth dealers,
six Muslim extremists, six Democrats, and a rabbit."
"Why the rabbit?" queried the applicant.
"You pass," said the Chief Deputy. "When can you start?"
There are only two days out of the year in which nothing can be done. One is yesterday and the other is tomorrow..... Tenzin Gyatso, 14th Dalai Lama

GradStdnt

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Re: FUNNY PICTURES AND JOKES
« Reply #288 on: March 31, 2017, 04:06:43 AM »
That was a funny one!!  LOL
"How far you go in life depends on your being tender with the young, compassionate with the aged, sympathetic with the striving and tolerant of the weak and strong. Because someday in life you will have been all of these."
George Washington Carver, Agricultural Chemist, 1861-1943

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Re: FUNNY PICTURES AND JOKES
« Reply #289 on: March 31, 2017, 06:35:55 AM »

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Re: FUNNY PICTURES AND JOKES
« Reply #290 on: April 10, 2017, 05:12:24 PM »
America has a gun problem but it also has an IQ problem... and the second problem makes it very difficult to fix the first.

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Re: FUNNY PICTURES AND JOKES
« Reply #291 on: April 10, 2017, 07:59:27 PM »
"How far you go in life depends on your being tender with the young, compassionate with the aged, sympathetic with the striving and tolerant of the weak and strong. Because someday in life you will have been all of these."
George Washington Carver, Agricultural Chemist, 1861-1943

Franco

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Re: FUNNY PICTURES AND JOKES
« Reply #292 on: April 12, 2017, 01:19:11 AM »
Meanwhile in NK...

There are only two days out of the year in which nothing can be done. One is yesterday and the other is tomorrow..... Tenzin Gyatso, 14th Dalai Lama

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Re: FUNNY PICTURES AND JOKES
« Reply #293 on: April 12, 2017, 01:44:35 AM »
Breaking News!!!


There are only two days out of the year in which nothing can be done. One is yesterday and the other is tomorrow..... Tenzin Gyatso, 14th Dalai Lama

 

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